Monday, November 28, 2011

I've decided that I'm moving out...

I'm 9 years old and I've decided that I'm moving out of the house because my mom and I got into a fight. So I told my mom that I would visit her for breakfast, lunch and dinner and she said, "Don't bother. Figure out your own food." I asked her to pack my bags so that I could be out by tomorrow by 9 am. But I have to go to school, so moving is going to have to wait.


THE RED MONKEYS

Once upon a time there was a planet. The nice thing about this planet was that only red monkeys that blow fire out of their mouths and they could fly, lived on it. One of their traditions was cliff jumping. The red monkeys went cliff jumping ever month on the 7th. The red monkeys have a special way of cliff jumping. The red monkeys run as fast as they can fly off the cliffs and do flips and just have fun with it. When you're over 18 years old, you have to do flips but when your younger than 18 years old you can have fun with it. So these people have different religions just like humans.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

PIE COMPANY

Once upon a time there was a phone called pie and this phone was 4D. 
So people wanted this phone called pie. Other people did not want it.
Some people saved up for it and it cost 34,567,890,098,765,432,128,299,272,637,282 dollars.
So then the pie company who made the phone decided to make it 1000 dollars because they were not making money and after that. 
The pie company decide to expand all of the pie shops over the country.
They did and when they opened more shops they made the pie computer. 
The company Mac crashed because of the pie company so less Mac users and more Pie users.








Monday, November 14, 2011

MY ANNIE AND I

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I love my dog Annie! Every day, I come back from school and lay on the couch and she attacks my face with kisses. This is why I LOVE my dog! Whenever I walk in the door and I am gone for at least 3 minutes, she still jumps on me and this is why I LOVE my dog!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

FOUR HEADED HORSE

 Once upon a time there was a four headed horse.  A hunter was looking for a horse. The hunter shot the four headed horse. Magically, a baby calf appeared on the ground. When the hunter saw this he was amazed. The calf got up and sealed the mother's wound. The  man threw his gun to the side and went closer to the horse. The horse trusted the man because he put down his gun. The man went closer to the horse and it's calf  and the two horses went closer to the man. The man sat down next to the horse and fell asleep.  
The next morning, the man found himself laying next to the horses. The horses woke the man up and allowed the man to ride the mother horse.  The man got on the horse and headed toward the farm. The calf galloped next to it's mother's side. The horses and the man hand an unspoken bond. The horses went wherever the man felt they needed to go. They went all the way back to his farm and introduced the two horses to his daughters.  They rushed and hugged the horse and the calf. The man and his two daughters took good care of the horses. As the two daughters became adults, they moved out of the house. As the man got older, the two daughters had to move in with the dad again to care for him. The took good care of him and the horses.
Since I could't find a 4 headed horse, this is next best thing.